How to set yourself on fire without using fire

Step one: burn your tongue on coffee the day before.
Those stupid travel lids centralize the evil that is hot coffee, in order to efficiently scald your tasting muscle.



Step two: Eat spicy food for dinner the next day, and have a glass of ice cold water.



Step three: down three cups of water - which disperses the spice on your sensitive tongue, and wait.

You should be internally on fire about now.

Breathe and it comes to the outside.

ENJOY!